*If I try hard enough I can make potions a real thing! Wish me luck.Honestly I'm pretty shy and get distracted easily, but I like to have fun! *
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art by Batz

Darnold Pepper

Name: Darnold S. Pepper
Role: Fictive
Age: 34-37
Orientation: Gay Transman
Pronouns: He/him
Likes: Video Games, Boxing Matches, Soda, Potion Making, Science, Fashion, Cats
Dislikes: Pyro Update, People being on my computer, Disrespecting me, Loud noises, real violence (especially gorey), Doctors, etc

Savior of the world. Probably future world dominator and king (Feel free to practice by addressing me as such) yadda yadda you know me the best guy ever.Don't do drugs unless it's cool drugsMY Tumblr
dating Barmey

Characters I like and also relate to somewhat im not a fucking kinny;
Bender (Futurama)
Adrian Shephard (HL;OF)
Wheatley (Portal 2)
Adventure Core (Portal 2)
The Thing (The Addams Family)
Kinzie (Saints row)
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art by tantaliart
and gryphsdeadbones

Freemind

Name: Gordon/Gil Freeman (Freemind for short)
Role: Fictive Host
Age: 27
Orientation: Bisexual Transman
Pronouns: They/he
Likes: me, crime, sick tricks, science, drugs (specific ones), sick gun tricks, i still think aliens are cool, Action movies, breaking bad, alcohol, Pumpkin pie, godsmack,
Dislikes: the government, people telling me what to do, being shot, being attacked in anyway, SOME birds (ESPECIALLY OWLS), muppets, Frog men/people/women idc if you're a frog person fuck off

Gordon

I'm mute. Kind of quiet, I have some problems understanding people and emotions but w/e. I try.Boyfriend is up next on the Disney channel.Image by Luci

Name: Gordon Freeman
Role: Fictive/Protector
Age: 27-47
Birthday: November 19
Orientation: Gay Transmasc
Pronouns: He/they
Likes: science, games, obstacle courses, running around, bugs, Aliens
Dislikes: the government, All authority, Applesauce is gross, Vegetable

Barney

Hey! It's me Barney, the only alter in the system with a barely-hideable accent (i try), it's real bothersome. I like to relax and want to bake one day (Kinda hard right now) But i'd love to make some killer cakes or SOMETHING. I like ice cream and sweet foods in general, Thanks for stoppin' by!
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Image by Six on Tumblr
<3 with Freeman

Name: Barney Calhoun
Role: Fictive
Age: 28-48
Birthday: July 28
Orientation: Gay Transman
Pronouns: He/Him
Likes: Baking, Frogs/Toads, Aliens, Watching mini food videos, Ghosts, Speedruns, Conspiracies
Dislikes: Elevators, Mustard, Potato Salad, Writing, Ubers

G-Man

Garvey-Man Coolatta
Interdimensional Bureaucrat
Pronouns: Any.Invested In Wizards, Arby's, My Job, Science (Loosely), The business dealings in Eldritch and alien beings.

Hello, I am G-Man (Or Gman, Either Works). You Could Say I Am Somewhat Of A Mix Of Multiple Variations Of Myself, But I Enjoy The H-l-V-R-A-I Variation The Most. I Cannot Say I Will Be Very Sociable As I Am A Very Busy... Man.

Hi! I'm Tommy! I probably won't use tumblr much because I don't really like it but hi! I've been around for a bit and was going to do a cool thing to uh show up and I forgot what it was. Hi!Uhm JSYK I come with my dog. I don't know what that means but my puppy is always with me!Benry is my QPP!!picrew

Tommy
+ Sunkist!

Name: Tommy Coolatta
Role: Fictive
Age: 37 | Bday; April 9th
Orientation: Gay genderfluid
Pronouns: He/they/she/it
Likes: Soda, Dogs, Mario party and Mario kart, Beyblades, flowers, science, psychology, magicians
Dislikes: Being talked over, leeches ick me out :(, Grapefruit

Gorgias Freeman

I'm Gorgias, I'm the best guy you'll ever meet and most powerful man in the world. Also I'm sexy if you even care...picrew

Name: Gorgias/Gordon Freeman
Role: Fictive
Age: 27
Orientation: Gay Transman
Pronouns: He/him
Likes: Fighting, Fashion, Science, Aliens, Mysteries, Strawberries, Cartoon violence
Dislikes: Government, People talking over me (far too common), Being touched without warning, Shirts, Being forced to do stuff, Weakness

Name: Barney/Barmey Calhoun
Role: Fictive
Age: 28
Orientation: Gay Transman
Pronouns: He/him
Likes: Guns, Comedy, Gaming, Beer, MMO'S, DnD, Muffins, Planes, Vehicles In general, Taco bell, Coke, Root beer, Soda, Funny Media, Chocolate, Anime, Ninjas, Pirates, Pirate ninjas, etc
Dislikes: Government, Ladders, Being told what to do, Workplace safety violations, Bees, Any Work (AUGH), Chores, MySpace, Dr. Pepper, Stairs, Did I mention ladders? xD, ETC ETC ETC LOTS OF THINGS!!!❤️

Barney Calhoun; Tactical Genius (Real)

I'm Barmey But it's actually Barney but someone stole my name <.< anyway I'm really cool and suuuuper wild and My bff+ <3 is Freemind and he's awesome but not as cool as me sometimes HAHA kind of a dork (Like all scientists are). I'm just here to hang out and have fun :)!Art by Freemind and Lucifer !!!!